I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022

Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style

"Fart me down daddy"

by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Fart Smella

The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.

You
You are a Fart Smella

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023

Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.

I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.

by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025