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Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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jacking

To not pay attention then wonder what's going on/happened once the conversation has ended
we were making plans today then Sean asked what we were doing, we told him to stop jacking and maybe he would know the plans
by The only A October 24, 2023
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Preemie jack

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
by SandNig01 January 7, 2021
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jack nocella

Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!
Jack nocella a kid
by A kid thats kid June 14, 2017
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wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Jack Horowitz

A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.
Oh he's such a Jack Horowitz off.
by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022
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