monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.

The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.

by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

slot monkey

A person who basically attacks the slots. In a monkey like act....

2Shes at that casino. Trying to win,bouncing Thru machines. Slot monkeys i tell ya.....

by Phelonpelier January 24, 2018

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

monkey

asians

Asians are monkeys.

by anonymous June 3, 2022