Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009

Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.

“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”

by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

fresh brown

A load of poop that has just recently been dropped

I just laid a fresh brown and it smells terrible

by Stee McDee December 21, 2013