dis nut

What's dis?

Dis nut. Not bofa dem.
by Definitively Cool December 03, 2023
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nut in a chewing gum wrapper

the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
by she devil 3 May 19, 2012
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Nut tugger

Guy who tugs on his balls too much. Usually associated with someone who is dumb, has unprotected sexual contact that lands them with crabs or STDs
Chad caught the clap again last week from some trap. What a nut tugger.
by Little Kitten of Doom January 01, 2019
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 12, 2024
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Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
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shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
by RektbyamateK July 01, 2017
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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