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when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
by itsyab0i April 13, 2017
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Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
by AssEaster December 11, 2022
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your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself
your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks
by daddyuuu March 9, 2021
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On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying
by Anneliese A Santiago April 9, 2020
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Ur mom

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons
by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022
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ur mom

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.
by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022
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Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life
Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch
by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018
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