Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025

National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever

Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us

by Probably a doctor September 11, 2021

National Cum Day

February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.

Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day

by Jdunzo December 08, 2024

Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.

"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"

by th3piedpiper January 08, 2016

Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.

“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”

by nottravis March 10, 2024

Power Cumming

When you cum so hard it sprays through your pants.

hey man, that girl zoey was power cumming all over her room.

by aidanandcleo March 17, 2020