Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit

"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"

by CockPeener May 31, 2021

Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft

Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim

by dingdong43 August 12, 2021

Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now

I made my girlfriend cum.

by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021

Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

cum racist

a bad politician,

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist

by The notorious ant August 18, 2021

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021

Cum

See: Jiz, if you slap one out. Hopefully you should come. (If not it is advised you see a doctor)

Cum on my titties Martin

by Zack, University of Cambridge August 19, 2021