kyrsten brown

Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend

“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown”
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”

by Tomato_soup33 June 2, 2023

kait brown

When a girl rides you cowgirl and right before you cum she jumps off kicks you straight in the balls and then shits on your cock.

Damn this crazy girl gave me a kait brown the other night and now my cock is sore and dirty.

by Harshnet July 10, 2017

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Brown Taggin'

When you or your buddies shit into each others hands and toss the shit at the wall or ceiling. Most popularly done in school bathrooms.

Hey guys, want to go do some brown taggin' after class?

by TerryBeary May 17, 2018

Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 8, 2016

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

Charlie Brown

Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

by DannyBoyThePipesDoBeCallin November 2, 2023