Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Nuts of steel bang

Some random shit

Persons:Nuts of steel bang wow
Person 2:yeah

by Why you look December 1, 2020

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

Deez Nuts

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke

me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH

by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022

Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible

*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Raspberry Petunia Nut

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018