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ichiban sushi teriyaki chicken 

Describes any food that you think is the best food you have ever had
Wow! This food is so good it’s ichiban sushi teriyaki chicken’

Grape in a chicken salad 

It’s a sex thing. Commonly performed at mask parties and sometimes used as a code word. It’ll get you in the door and get you off.

Cumtucky fried chicken 

The process in which one fills a kfc bucket with mac and cheese and cums on himself
I’m going to cumtucky fried chicken to get some action

Putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer 

Master bating with a finger up your ass
I was putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer before you called

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

apple macaroni chicken wings 

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''