circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

for tha one time

He trying to hit, and spitting game.

when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."

by bonquiquilovesyou October 27, 2021

double-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.

My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

half-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

“time”

A word that people who play osu! use and (usually) ritually send it at 7:27 a.m. or p.m. like the little goblins they are. Depending on the extent of their mental illness, they may start saying “time” at random points throughout the day because their brain was damaged enough to forget the point of it.

osu! Player: “Time”

Normal Person: “Shut the fuck up its 11:53 p.m. you headass.”

by honeyfan October 29, 2021

Hoe Time

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.

Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time

by machonachtroll October 30, 2021