Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.
And to quote Jay-Z
And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
by wilfordicus May 19, 2009
Get the 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint Onemug. to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 1, 2003
Get the HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)mug. This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."
Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
by Georgie Bush January 17, 2009
Get the One Vegetarian per Group Quotamug. A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You
You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..
Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..
You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You
Example 2 :
You : One Time When Fuck You
Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..
You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You
Example 2 :
You : One Time When Fuck You
Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
by Lmfao 😄 May 8, 2014
Get the One Time When Fuck Youmug. by Jay Wood August 10, 2003
Get the shootin a fair one from the shouldersmug. to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.
dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
by SJangles January 20, 2009
Get the The act of organizing one's bedroom.mug. A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more.
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for Pauline Hanson's One Nation , they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
I am voting for Pauline Hanson's One Nation , they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
by G'day:) November 5, 2021
Get the Pauline Hanson's One Nationmug.