The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. 
by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023
Get the Fart me downmug. A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
by ReyMon! July 7, 2024
Get the Flyaway Fartmug. Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.
by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023
Get the Bleach Fartmug. by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020
Get the Fartmug. by WilloLar January 14, 2025
Get the sissy fartmug.