Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

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Tickle your fart box

To take an object and brush it against your butthole to get a tickling sensation.

Dude, let me tickle your fart box

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Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style

"Fart me down daddy"

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BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.

1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’

by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021

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