Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
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Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off
I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!
by Coralkomi July 26, 2022
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cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese
Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense
by magarina December 05, 2019
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cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.
While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.
by Omnivici1 March 27, 2015
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Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection
Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad
by Kohpissyboi September 02, 2023
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