Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

cum

it's that one white goo of when your in a vaginal penetration.

cum

by FelipePlayzYT July 9, 2021

Drug cum

Drug cum is made when your partner ejaculates, and you insert drugs (cocaine, meth, etc.) into the cum and swallow the cum.

Luke and Amy were having delicious oral sex with each other. Luke kissed Amy on the vagina and cum started leaking from her. Luke went to his drawer and pulled out a bag of cocaine. He poured it into the cum and drank the drug cum.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

Cum

that white stuff I guess

I wake up one morning and see my husband staring at me intensely. I look at him, meeting his eyes. before I look down and see his cock out. He's VIOLENTLY jerking in, and I just watch in awe. "let me help you out" I say before reaching out to grab his dick. I start jerking him off, hearing him moan "AUGHHH" he yells. But before he cums I let go of his dick and flip him over onto his stomach. Startled by my action he turns his head back looking and me with pure confusion on his face. Just before I take a finger and shove it up his ass, causing him to scream in pleasure. I continue to finger him slowly then putting my whole fist in. As im fisting him I see his asshole start to bleed, but I ignore this. I continue to thrust my hand into him, reaching deep inside. I then flip him around again and take out my hand from his asshole hearing a loud scream escape his lips. I lock eyes with him again before I move my head down. I go down back to his dick and start sucking it like my life depended on it. He grabs my hair and shoves my head down. Cumming deep inside my throat. He holds me there for almost 2 minutes cause of how big the load was. I felt myself. Getting full from just the cum. Once he lets go oh my hair I get off his dick and start vomiting the cum all over him. He watches the scene in horror, trying to get me to stop. But the cum doesn’t stop coming out.

IM SORRY

by OHMYGODxoxo August 21, 2024

Cum

A common misspell for the word come

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come

by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024

cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024