"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 19, 2023

Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
by 775notown March 19, 2023

This phrase refers to a non-existent browser game that has never existed, this phrase was created in government conspiracy.
by the feds!!!!! May 11, 2024

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
