Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

Wing nutted

When someone keeps telling you stories about their son/daughters accomplishments or exploits

Did you hear Dave in work yesterday. Going on to everyone about his sons cricket team. We all got wing nutted.

by Hewhomustnotbenamed69 January 15, 2021

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.

Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.

by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014