Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness
I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.
by St Ias November 15, 2005
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Black Stallion Donkey Punch

This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.
Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.
by hiemlich schlonge February 20, 2010
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black berry sleaze cake

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.
That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.
by Captain_LC February 28, 2017
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Red belly black snake

When a black guy has sex with a chick on her period
Did you hear about Tycen and Dias. She gave him a red belly black snake
by Marksman1467 November 10, 2019
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Nigga black cock seggs

You really are that horny to search this?
Yea i don't blame you brodder.
We understand you.
Nigga: Wanna have nigga black cock seggs?
Nigga 2: Sure
by NiggazNiggazNiggazShitballz April 04, 2021
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Black Star: Big Wave

YoU aTtAcKeD tHe VeRy CoRe Of My BeInG!!!

Yeah, there's a name for that. It's called Black Star: Big Wave
Magic Hitler & Narcissistic Superman *Exchanging blows*

Magic Hitler "Katon: Plagiarism Fiyah!!"
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Narcissistic Superman ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ *Afterimage dissipates*
Magic Hitler ๐Ÿคจ *Looks around confused*

Narcissistic Superman *From behind* "BLACK STAR: BIG WAVE!!!"

Magic Hitler "UUUGGHHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ You... You attacked the very core of my being!"

Narcissistic Superman "Don't beat yourself about it. Even a God couldn't defeat a big man such as myself." ๐Ÿ˜
by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
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black widow nipple twist

Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.
by PeteyPeter February 08, 2015
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