news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

New Yorkwer

A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker

Who wants a big New Yorkwer pizza?

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

new lothrop school

A little school located in a little yee yee redneck town of New Lothrop. The school gives you 10 day suspension for jumping a snow bank with your big yee yee truck on school property. They also tend to frown upon blowing your neighbors cat up.

Have you heard of New Lothrop School, they give you a suspension for jumping your truck.

by Whodat56 April 25, 2019

New

dick

something new is nin my poosay

by jfijrhgfirjgirfjrijfirfgfrjiaf December 9, 2022

New

A term used to describe a cool person, usually a person deserving of the title "coolest"

Person1: Bro, john is sooo new
Person2: Oh yeahhh, hes the coolest

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 2, 2025

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

email with questions at: [e-mail]

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

New

The opposite of old.

That’s a new one.

by Ilbeity January 7, 2024