Priest Kid

The kids or teachers that have to get their way no matter what. Like a priest, they can't take no fr an answer.
Brandon made sure that we voted for his favorite, he really is a priest kid.
by sgduysagedy29 October 29, 2018
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Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
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Kid Cancer

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up
Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass
by AH SHEESH November 21, 2020
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same to you kid

a way to express excruciating anger to an acquaintance of the adolescent age
You're an idiot, so same to you kid.
by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 25, 2016
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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 05, 2011
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menno kids

a young species of mammals that are mysterious and complex in their multiply personalities. very skilled in the art of parental deception. handle with care.
since they are menno kids, their favorite song is "c'mon" by kesha.
by Ren the Hen January 10, 2017
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023
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