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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023
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iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.
"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.
by a_guy521 August 22, 2024
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I like little kids the forty seventh

means how uksrfhaiafdlfjdkahfkjalfas
Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh
by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022
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Pinta-Kids

A group of annoying patriots from the Philippines in the BRM5 discord community.
Dude, the Pinta-Kids won't shut the fuck up about their own country!
by Geraldston October 10, 2023
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Karate Kid

When someone intentionally injures the opponent to gain the advantage. Term derived from the injury scene in Karate Kid.
Zaza Pachulia pulled a karate kid on Kawhi Leonard, now the Spurs are gonna lose the series.
by cosmicunity May 25, 2017
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Brainrot Kid

brain·rot kid /ˈbrān-ˌrät kid/
noun slang

1. a young person whose mind or behavior is perceived as dulled or overtaken by excessive exposure to online media such as viral videos, memes, or digital trends.

2. a child or teenager who frequently speaks, acts, or thinks in terms rooted in internet culture to the point of appearing detached from real-world awareness or critical thought.

Etymology: From brainrot (“mental dulling or degradation caused by overexposure to trivial digital media”) + kid (“child or young person”).
First use: Early 2020s.
Synonyms: meme kid; chronically-online teen; internet-addled youth.
Antonyms: bookworm; offline kid; outdoorsy child.
Ever since he started scrolling on YouTube Shorts, he has became a real brainrot kid
by Bash_KS_Basho November 12, 2025
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Native Kids

Must used word in memes, which means the "brown kids". It's highly recommended on Facebook meme pages.
White kids: "Last one is a rotten egg"

Native Kids: "Last one sucks a dick"

Black kids: "Last one gets jumped on"
by eminem.mp4 January 26, 2019
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