Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

donnys and mays cat

A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.

Hey, did you see Donnys and mays cat last night?

by Yeboi341 November 9, 2017

Cats

A small ferocious animal, a blood thirsty beast, literally the spawn of Satan.

Also may refer to catholics.

Man those cats are fuming over the debate.

by Techies123 July 15, 2023

Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.

Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.

by NYPopcat June 17, 2022

Chester THE Cat

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.

Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck January 2, 2020

Boy Cat

Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.

"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025

Cat

An evil animal that scratches ur feet if u stretch out

That cat is mean

by Šôš January 8, 2018