we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

Impossible Timing

The click leading to the first secret coin of the level “Cycles” in geometry dash.

Doggie: yeah that coins kinda impossible timing what the fuck bro

by Bored_Person October 28, 2025

time

duration

Time means duration.

by we are everything 28980000 June 8, 2025

Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.

Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.

by Pastorella November 1, 2022

Time series

A rare type of German sausage

wow, that's a nice time series!

by trombones October 21, 2016

Time

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing

Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses

by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016