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colorado time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time
by Colorado June 24, 2014
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Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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Tweaker Time

Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.

When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.
My neighbor was an hour late she has started to function on tweaker time
by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024
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perming time

When twirling ones hair so tightly that it creates a permanent curl that even Jerry would be jealous of.
She twisted my locks so tight that I knew it was perming time
by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021
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Tickle time

When you tickle someone in a sexual way.
Hey dill it's tickle time!
by Wet Weiners November 2, 2017
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queer time

The time for being queer, often during ones puberty.
Matt is on his queer time because he is going through puberty.
by Eatalottapus January 2, 2012
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brown people time

People of South Asia who have a tendency to be late everywhere they go. They don't care what event they're arriving late to except for the airport.
The wedding is at 7 pm but you know we're going to a brown wedding, so we're brown people time, it really starts around 8:30 pm.
by DefinitionVibes December 11, 2023
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