Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at

Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow

by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019

Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.

I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.

by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022

Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.

guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god

by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022

Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no

i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark

by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021

Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey

“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom

by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019