Buttered Cat

a fat homeless bozo who makes rust videos in his mothers basement. Racist towards all british people.

Buttered cat is a fucking dumbass

by scroffy August 15, 2025

a cat may look at a king

An inferior isn't completely restricted in what they may do in the presence of a superior.

"Still, as they say - appropriately for the visual media - a cat may look at a king".

by Easy Define September 6, 2014

Cat

Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .

My cushion is soft and furry. Others call it a cat but I don't know

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

Cat

literally satan but we still love them

Person 1: "My cat stood over my bed with a knife and almost set my house on fire but hes adorable!"

Person 2: "I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM OMG!"

Person 1: "He's so fluffy!"

by frogsarereallyyummy June 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.

Will you PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT Schrödinger's Cat, BILLY?

by Owlss June 12, 2022

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023