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jack hunter

Jack hunter/jiggle back is a beast of a creature. With his manly stature he is commonly described as built for purpose and is regularly seen doin eviction jobs for nigel farage(brexit means brexit)
Hey man, miguel has been pissin me off lately we need jack hunter to take him away
by Grampy Ron January 17, 2024
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Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!
by Red monster boy January 20, 2024
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Jack

Joe: Hey man
Jack: Kys
by joe12334455678909876543 January 21, 2024
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jack the shitter

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Jack Brazier

The most perfectest best guy in the whole entire world. And a pretty great hug receiver . And a dude who has rlly good hair especially when it’s wet. And who has the best eyes ever. And who’s rly sweet but also sometimes a huge poon.
Jack Brazier walked by me in the halls today n my heart skipped a beat.
by Poon13 January 28, 2024
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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