by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022
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Get the Dingle-fart mug.When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
Get the fart burn mug.Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
Get the fart mug.When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022
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