Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

peni

Plural penis.

Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni

by enlargedPP April 25, 2025

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

vinegar penis

when ur penis hurts

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"

by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

penis

penis is funny word xd

penis

by ozone2354 August 7, 2020

penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here

your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of

by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020