Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 21, 2020
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ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.
by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017
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mimi’s mom

HOTTTTT WOAHHHHHH FUUUUUHHHKKKK 🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by Awooga! :) February 21, 2022
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You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 23, 2022
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crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
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Herbie’s mom

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.
Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks
by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022
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Acid mom

whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child
thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom
by leisha lia geringer toby rowan December 17, 2019
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