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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
by stootic May 24, 2021
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Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025
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Monkey

Something that we should aspire to return to
Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR
by greyideas get edgy September 23, 2021
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Monkey bread

Payment or compensation for repetitive work , like on an assembly line
Yo! They live on monkey bread, never talk any of my shit up!
by handle123 November 23, 2019
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Monkey

Monkey cute and crazy friends with weezy and skeetox and lit to be around.
I just saw Monkey with weezy in Dm.”
by -.-123 September 18, 2019
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