Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.

Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.

by User6669420 April 27, 2019

Cat

Shane Dawson's boyfriends

cats are the things shane dawson plays with. along with dogs and human children

by we're no strangers to love November 14, 2020

Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024

Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house

Cat is good

by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019