Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Jimmy's mom

Jimmy Neutron's mother. The phrase Jimmy's mom is usually said by Carl Wheezer.

"I don't know, maybe we could hang out with Jimmy's mom"

by juice0 November 1, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!

by levin keonardo May 23, 2022

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021