Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it

"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"

by Eddy October 18, 2003

michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.

Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!

by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023

chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast

Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?

by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017

Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021