Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
by Eddy October 18, 2003

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.
Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!
by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023

by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

by Chehala March 18, 2021
