jack the ripper

the guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance

Memories broken,
the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season

or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be

BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left

Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be

BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity

Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt

And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)

by 1238476 January 15, 2024

jack hunter

Jack hunter/jiggle back is a beast of a creature. With his manly stature he is commonly described as built for purpose and is regularly seen doin eviction jobs for nigel farage(brexit means brexit)

Hey man, miguel has been pissin me off lately we need jack hunter to take him away

by Grampy Ron January 17, 2024

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

Jack

I hate that guy

Joe: Hey man
Jack: Kys

by joe12334455678909876543 January 21, 2024

jack the shitter

goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"

by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Jack Brazier

The most perfectest best guy in the whole entire world. And a pretty great hug receiver . And a dude who has rlly good hair especially when it’s wet. And who has the best eyes ever. And who’s rly sweet but also sometimes a huge poon.

Jack Brazier walked by me in the halls today n my heart skipped a beat.

by Poon13 January 28, 2024