"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 13, 2024
Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
by Leif Hopper June 03, 2017
by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016
A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020