sketcher kid

A sketcher is an annoying kid that is loud asf n doesnt know how to tie shoes

Bro Cj a sketcher kid ong
Wdym sketcher kid ?

Oh hes annoying and cant tie his shoes so a sketcher kid.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

fortnite kids

fucking retarded kids who snort gfuel

we hate fortnite kids

by toxicturts December 18, 2020

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Ward kids

Ward kids are so annoying. They think there all that when really they’re the worst. They can’t even step to Underwood kids because In everything we kick there ass. Underwood is better and it shows. Ward kids are basic and don’t even realize it. Ward is the dirty pebble Underwood is the diamond. Ward knows that Underwood better in very way. Underwood is swag ward is not

Underwood kids are amazing

Ikr
So much better than ward kids who don’t compare

by I just made this for no reason September 7, 2021

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

storybook kid

A kid, or any person in general, who acts like or exhibits traits of a stereotypical child/character in stories, movies, and TV shows.

Example: Acting without common sense, being overly adventurous and daring

"My little brother ran away to explore an abandoned house because he wanted to find ghosts."
"What a storybook kid."

by kimbi August 31, 2019