zoneZombie

zoneZombies reside in the internet zone completely void of intellect, charisma, style, thought, IQ or life for that matter whose sole purpose it seems is to continually surf profiles spamming their own trademark or website via the use of addition or comments in a bid to somehow win popularity by sheer friend volume alone, they have absolutely no interest in the profiles they link to only to attain another zoneZombie to their list who they will never have any interaction with and who will never show any in return, their ultimate resolution is to try and become the head honcho of zoneZombie with the highest statistics and false image by the state of their profile, where in reality they have no life.

zoneZombie: profiless...!

by wayofthedragon January 13, 2010

tone zone

incestuous creep with a nasally sounding voice resulting from ramming foreign objects up the anus

Did you hear that guy, its sounds like he's in the tone zone

by gina licker May 14, 2006

fun zone

a distinct place where individuals and groups of friends go on any given day or night to experience amusement or enjoyment.

Any night with DB & BP is a trip to the fun zone. Please don't ever find yourself in the "no fun zone"

by P Sawyer July 9, 2011

Friend zone

noun: period marked by the feeling of disappointment, mutual awkwardness, sadness and/or recovery immediately following the romantic and/or sexual rejection by a close friend.
(AKA: The brother/sister zone)

verb: romantically and/or sexually reject a close friend

noun: Damn... I thought for sure Suzie would reciprocate. I didn't expect to be put in the friend zone.

verb: I'd hate to friend zone Linda. She's is a nice girl, but I'm just not attracted to her at all.

by DannyPhantomZone September 11, 2012

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

Virgin zone

The Virgin zone is when you basically have kissed a partner and other things to show your romance skills in your relationship but he/she disapproves of you having sex with her. Also can be your relentless request to have intercourse when he/she keeps disapproving, to a state where your partner knows all you want to do is have sex. Sheesh. (I made this btw go follow me on Instagram please @nutpost)

Buddy: so have you finnaly gotten out of the virgin zone?

Justin: No, Karen won’t let me have sex with her and it’s a bit awkward.

by @Nutpost on IG January 2, 2019

zoned

When you are high (off weed) to the point that you literally keep "zoning" out. If this occurs while you are around other people, usually you will not participate in the conversation and instead sit and listen. Or not listen at all and just think. It can be very peaceful, but it can also make people wonder if you are ok and make you seem awkward.

dude i was so zoned last night that i just sat and stared for a good 20 minutes

by that dude on the internet May 27, 2010