your mum straight lol 

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

your mum straight lol by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

your sister a mister

worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and your granny tranny

fred:your mom gay
joe: rour dad lesbian
steve: your granny tranny
brandon trembling from all the bad insults: your sister a mister
fred, joe and steve all explode

your sister a mister by tendie baker May 10, 2018

Your Mums A Boiler!

An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”

Oi mate Your Mums A Boiler!

Your Mums A Boiler! by Meatball Memes October 16, 2019

your gay 

An insult by someone who can't differentiate 'your' from 'you're'.

your gay

your gay by Analwarts101 May 29, 2021

your mom and em 

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

your mom and em by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

Your Body is a Wonderland 

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

Your Body is a Wonderland by Nicolle August 14, 2003

your crush 

someone that hates you

"dude i really like her"
"well your crush hates you, too bad"

your crush by daddycatnip October 6, 2019