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by cspen February 19, 2023
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Woke

A group of people with no brain supporting terror in the name of liberalism without having a clue about anything in their life besides tik tok. People who learn history from tik tok videos. Woke movement was abducted by stupid young adults with purple hair that burned all their brain cells.
by Bar b92 December 28, 2023
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Woke

Adjective: A word used by the people screaming that everyone needs to "wake up" and then getting insanely angry they have.
CNN is woke nonsense, always talking about how corporations own us.
by Not Today Satan June 29, 2024
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woke

These days if you're not considered racist enough you get called "woke," which is apparently considered an insult -- at least, the racists think it's insulting. The rest of us, not so much.
He thinks minority groups have rights just like us.
He is so woke!
by Pale Tiger May 24, 2023
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Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.
by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
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finna woke

when you girl is actully an onion
by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
mugGet the finna wokemug.

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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