This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".
That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.
Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.
Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.
Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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Get the Sand witch mug.When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
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/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
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2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
⸻
2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
Get the San-Witch mug.The 2022 a witch hunt occurred against viral social media actress AmberHeard, this ironic slander included the likes of: popular YouTubers, anti-heard merch, uninformed memes, and misogynistic men looking for clout.
And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.
And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.
The Heard witch hunt.
by Anonymus_ June 8, 2022
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