Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

winter tornado

what happens in oklahoma, texas, louisiana, arkansas, mississippi, alabama and florida.

tornadoes are more rare in winter, but they still happen, especially in the states listed above!

happy new year! except we're getting a winter tornado. only in arkansas

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Winter warrior

A black girl that exclusively dates white guys.

Girl, be so real. You’re such a winter warrior.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

Andrew Winter

a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons

He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.

by ViewDuringChristmas October 2, 2018

Nuclear Winter

When you're in an extremely cold environment where you can see gases and you fart in the Air so badly it looks like a Mushroom Cloud

I just got back from having a serious Nuclear Winter

by Dragonslayer052 September 14, 2025

winter camo

The stuff hot girls wear to hide the fact they gain weight over the holidays and through out the winter.

Becky has a lovely turtle neck on. It’s just winter camo the only reason she is wearing that is to hide the 15 pounds she gained at thanksgiving .

by magicjesse April 20, 2018