weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

Weiner stab

When someone is a big party pooper and ends a good time

Man, that guy pulled a real weiner stab

by Real balls April 21, 2021

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

weiner

A sloppy spelling of wiener.

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince

by LoreSka April 2, 2020

Screaming weiner

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra

Man Nikki gave me a screaming weiner last night

by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

Toxic Weiner

A way to refer to a group of male exes.

Oh my exes, they're toxic weiners

by Dr. Delarney November 21, 2023