Waxes

People who wax together. Friends. Partners in crime. In cahoots. Australian Jail Slang

Amber and Adam are waxes

by Femenem April 16, 2023

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.

Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!

by WaxAddict January 1, 2012

waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011

Wax Mouth

The throat forms a "wax" like build-up, causing minor-mild loss of taste. This irritation is caused mainly by giving a male felacio, or "blow-jobs".

She can't taste hot food due to her wax mouth.

by MrD88 March 14, 2023

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017