To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.
If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.
If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.
Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"
Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"
Celebrations ensue.
Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"
Celebrations ensue.
by thegloriousunicorn May 9, 2010
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...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...
...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."
Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."
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1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.
2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.
2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.
by PinkUnicorn29 August 2, 2016
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Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.
by No Side Effects August 24, 2008
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Get the Unicorn Food mug.A mix of the word Unicorn and terrific. It describes your feeling of being amazing or describing how amazing someone/something is. This means that you are a rare and very special. So since a Unicorn is so rare you must be one in a million. You should be honored to be called Unicornific!
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