ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.

That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.

by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024

ultimate dab speed

When you start dabbing with all power and speed

Oh shoot he going ultimate dab speed.

by miztercrazy September 13, 2016

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

ultimate inquisition

also known as i>u. there are many meanings to this like its mathmatical aspect as the value of I is greater than the value of U. more likely this will be heard in a game when some pussy ass noob gets a lucky shot and gets cocky.

pro:wow lucky shot
noob:all skill baby, i>u
pro:dont falsly use the ultimate inquisition noob

by mrnoname98 January 10, 2009