Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.

Have you been ultimate flashpanned?

by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011

Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.

Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.

by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022

Ultimate custom night

A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot

Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.

by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022

Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning

Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018

ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015

Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go

miss ted - the ultimate clown

by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019