Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020

Ugly sure

The opposite of pretty sure. 49% and below sure. To lean on the side of not knowing shit.

That a last person to write a definition was so ugly sure of its meaning, they were on the cusp of not knowing shit.

I am ugly sure that Kristen loves me anymore, so I will make her cupcakes just to stay on her good side.

by anonymoustimesathousand February 22, 2015

Ugly MayFlower

A Rapper that makes Trap-Metal, Underground Rap, and Shadow Rap

Yoo G you should check out "Ugly MayFlowers" New EP (Ugly Is The Color Of May) when it drops on June 4th

by Ugly MayFlower May 28, 2023

ugly picture

Not an attractive photo

Did you see Gary's ugly picture??

by Booboopookie June 22, 2017

Bumping the uglies

It’s a synonym for sexual Intercourse being that the uglies are a male and female genitals (private area) and bumping together

Are you bumping the uglies with latia

by Ugh sirusly December 16, 2019

Ugly bucket

When the algorithm controlling a dating app decides you are unattractive and serves up an equally unattractive array of potential dating partners.

Ohhh shit, Tinder’s put me in the ugly bucket. I’m going to have to re-download it and start again.

by Odjuns May 5, 2018

ugly cuck

mexican racial slur

that FUCKING sombrero head is an ugly cuck

by bnjmnmrsh February 24, 2018