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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
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When you're semi-bored so you start typing the word "typing" over and over again until you randomly hit enter.
I'm so bored in class but I need to look like I'm actually doing work so I'll just search up typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing.
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Typical PC Bot

idk what it means, someone called me it in Strongest Battlegrounds and I'm making fun of them by putting it here
"Hell bro cry at least I'm not typical PC Bot" - Jane
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Typical skippy

Someone usually Australian is an over competitive, annoying ,big headed wanker who’s allways moaning about everything and doesn’t know when to keep their mouth shut
“Oi why’s that Australian wanker piping up for no reason , typical skippy!”
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Typsey

Typing and/or texting whilst tipsy
I'm a bit typsey said Kate
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typicaalusername

the bestest westest furry wurry in existence! OwO loves his boyfriend and we touch tails >w< he has a MONSTER COCK
I FUCKING HATE TYPICAALUSERNAME!!!
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